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adaptation of ‘Twas the Night before Christmas.”


‘Twas the night before Krismas, when all through the land
no one was worried about Mike Olt’s hand
Herrera couldn’t hit, but no one seemed to care
They knew that young Bryant soon would be there

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of Bryant’s bombs danced in their heads
And Mama in her kerchief, and I in

answer them

Spaghetti and Cake!

Spaghetti and cake, spaghetti and cake!

The only things I ever ate.

If you want to grow to woman's state

Eat all you want of spaghetti and cake.

When I'm the Queen over land and sea

And people come running to look at me

And humbly inquire, what I had for tea?

When I was a little one just like thee